This is what we text about on a daily basis.
Gemini: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/109436-GameFly-Triumphs-Against-U-S-Postal-Service
Gemini: Its like you're that guy from avatar. You go to the post office during the day but at night you're a gamefly soldier Trying to blow up the USPS tree of life
Phoenix: But deep down you love the mail. So you try to stop gamefly.
Gemini: Then you have a fight with the gamefly CEO. He's in a mech and you just have whittled down trays. You had to capture your mailtruck at one point by puttkg your hair on it
Phoenix: I blind him with stamps and I have a truck made of flat rate boxes!
Gemini: But you can't breathe the toxic mail air! Then you fall in love with the handsome mailman that taught you how to sort gamefly envelopes. You lost your legs in a freak mail sorting accident Or no! A freak gamefly envelope test gone wrong!
Phoenix: They were too sharp.
Gemini: You learned that the hard way The cardboard pieces flew out at you. In slow.motion they slice into your kneecaps. Your arms are like tree trunks!
