The Walking Dead Episode

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Spoiler alert!  This episode we chat about games, more games, and The Walking Dead. Gemini Ace and Phoenix Skype it in and keep it sucka free.  Thanks for listening!!


Avoid the walkers here!
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The Rimshot Episode

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The year of finishing games continues! Gemini and Phoenix solder on in this episode. Gemini makes it to 35k gamerscore. Phoenix uses free apps to captivate her co-workers. We also have exclusive information on Kinectimals for Windows Phone 7! What do you want, our hearts to turn into stereos?? You got it!

Hit the rimshot here!
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The Smartphone Episode

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We encountered a little technical issue at the beginning of the show and ended up losing about 15 minutes of show. Fortunately, we still had plenty of show to hang our hats on! If you've ever wanted to hear a rambling idiot talk about smartphones, you're in luck! Gemini and Phoenix talk all about iPhone, Windows Phone 7, and which one is better. We also cover some games like Vanquish and Alice The Madness. It's amalzing!


Phone it in here!


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The Gears of War 3 Episode

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This episode is about Gears of War 3, the Year of Finishing Games, and creepy messages over Xbox Live. Phoenix and Gemini give you a hour of solid podcasting at the low low price of free! Thanks for listening. Time for a nap.

Battle the horde here!





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The Wine Glasses Episode

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You've heard of MusclesGlasses? Well Phoenix's new name is Wine Glasses. It's Epic Wine Time! This episode we cover what we've been playing (and finishing!) including Spiderman Shattered Dimensions, Women's Murder Club, and Gears of War 2. We also go over some memes, X-Men First Class, and piracy. There's also a special appearance by Rhys, the littlest podcaster! It's all about Wally Wally Wally Wally World!

Quit games here and finish them there!

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The Big Contest Flashback Episode

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This week we're flashing back to when we gave away a copy of Animal Crossing for the Wii. It feels like it was just yesterday that we were so excited for that game. Now we don't even own Wii's! Oh, time, how you toy with us. Thanks for listening and we'll be back with more newness soon!

Go to the city here and go to your town there.

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The X-Men Episode

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Previously on The Uncanny Gamers. This episode is kind of like a flashback to the 90's. Phoenix and Gemini use their Saturday night to chat about Netflix, the X-Men cartoon, and how much we like gumbo. We also talk about Spider-man Shattered Dimensions, Zuma, and Women's Murder Club. We finish it all off with some cat loving. It's more than our claustrophobia can handle!

Sell some bananas here and pound some Four Loco there.

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The Crystal Pepsi Flashback Episode

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We're changing it up again! This week it's a best of ACFriends episode. No rants, just pants! We talk about Crystal Pepsi, tv shows, and create a bunch of "of the week" segments. We really were ahead of our time! Enjoy the flashback to a time with space shuttles.

Wet your pants here and soak your pants there!

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The Death Tweet Episode

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In this episode we cover what we have been doing, and it's all the best things we've done all year! Sometimes life! Games, movies, the usual awesomeness. Get your death tweet on, or pass it on... #deathtweet #bestthingivedoneallyear

RIP here and life there.

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The Gearbox Community Day Episode

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Gemini went to the Gearbox Community Day in Dallas. Here's what happened!
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The Pre-E3 2011 Episode

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This episode was recorded on the eve of E3, the Christmas for gamers. Phoenix and Gemini talk about their predictions, the rumors, and the facts. They also dig into Portal 2, Hydro Thunder Go, and murder at the P.O.! It's fantastic!
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The Old Beer Episode

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This wee we talk about Brink, GoW3 beta, CoD zombies, stupid postal employees, how the moon is hollow, and the wonders of free three year old beer! It's a murder mystery revelation! Suck a butt, Capn Awesome!


Listen to Charles Xavier here and subscribe to Erik Lensherer there!

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Treyarch > Bungie

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I'm as shocked as you are, but I think it's true. I have been playing some Black Ops multiplayer because of the double XP weekend and discovered the render feature. I knew you could save clips and screenshots much like the theater in Reach and Halo 3. I did not realize you could render clips up to 30 seconds FOR FREE AND HAVE THEM IMMEDIATELY POSTED TO YOUR YOUTUBE ACCOUNT!

Yea, I know!

So, I paid for Bungie Pro when Reach came out. I was given 5 render minutes a month. The way render minutes work is a joke. I wrote up a feature on Bungie Pro for Platform Nation a while back. I signed up because I thought it was the easiest way to get my clips to my YouTube account. And when I complained about it costing, all I heard from Bungie apologists is that it costs money to render the clips because it uses server resources, etc. Apparently it's worth it to Treyarch to eat that cost in order to give buyers of Black Ops this feature at no cost. This totally blows the apologist's argument out of the water.

Why's everybody gotta defend the devs when they make decisions like this that are only designed to pick our pocket? Drives me nuts!


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The KitKat Tooth Episode

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This is the quietest we've ever been on an episode. Gemini Ace and Phoenix are recording on a late Saturday night, being very very quiet. Phoenix regales us with tales of a postal demon, mariachi bands, and CSI: Murder. The question is, do you choose option A or option Bb? Always option A! Can you keep it down?! Shhhh!

Have your fingers cut off here and make out with KitKat Tooth there.

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Gamefly Avatar

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This is what we text about on a daily basis.

Gemini: Its like you're that guy from avatar. You go to the post office during the day but at night you're a gamefly soldier Trying to blow up the USPS tree of life
Phoenix: But deep down you love the mail. So you try to stop gamefly.
Gemini: Then you have a fight with the gamefly CEO. He's in a mech and you just have whittled down trays. You had to capture your mailtruck at one point by puttkg your hair on it
Phoenix: I blind him with stamps and I have a truck made of flat rate boxes!
Gemini: But you can't breathe the toxic mail air! Then you fall in love with the handsome mailman that taught you how to sort gamefly envelopes. You lost your legs in a freak mail sorting accident Or no! A freak gamefly envelope test gone wrong!
Phoenix: They were too sharp.
Gemini: You learned that the hard way The cardboard pieces flew out at you. In slow.motion they slice into your kneecaps. Your arms are like tree trunks!

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#Gears3Beta Access

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Nope, we don't have Gears 3 beta access. We do have a funny podcast, though! Check it out!
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The Sh*tbird Mayonnaise Episode

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This episode of The Uncanny Gamers podcast really makes you go hmmmmmm. Your hosts are back for another fun-filled show with everything you've come to expect. We chat about Windows Phone 7 games, You Don't Know Jack, and dry sockets. There's also a little phrase we've coined. You might like it.

The opening song is from a band called A Day To Remember. The name of the song is You Be Tails, I'll Be Sonic. Brilliant!

Shitbird here and mayonnaise there!

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The Technical Difficulties Episode

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Gemini Ace: meesa make show notes
Phoenix8424: messa like!
Phoenix8424: messa drnink wine
Gemini Ace: meesa watched The Town and the Expendables
Phoenix8424: messa paint toenails and give pedicure
Phoenix8424: messa washed warthog!
Gemini Ace: Meesa play demos on PS3 - Bulletstorm, Little Big Planet 2 and Marvel Pinball.
Gemini Ace: Meesa mow yard
Phoenix8424: messa get 1000000000000000000000 points for ice age
Gemini Ace: meesa get angry, leave podcast

Watch Dora here and watch Diego there!

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The Experimental Commercial Flashback Episode

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This episode we're flashing back again. This time it's to when we recorded our own Gamefly commercials and talked about experimental lollipops. It's comedy gold in an mp3 format! Gemini and Phoenix will be back soon with a brand new episode of the award-winning* podcast.

Experiment here and commercialize there!

*Not actually award-winning.

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RIP MyGamerCard.Net

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It's hard to believe it's been five years since the launch of the Xbox 360. A lot has happened in my personal life, and my life as a gamer. One of the most significant sites that helped shape my community experience with the Xbox 360 is MyGameCard.net. A lot of sites have come and gone, but MGC.net has remained the constant. In the earliest days of the 360, it allowed us to share our gamercards on sites, forums, and e-mail unlike the basic Microsoft version. I would argue that the whole gamercard phenomenon would not be as popular as it is without MGC. Think of it as getting achievements without being able to share them with your friends.

Unfortunately, MGC has shut down. Morgon, the site creator, had to pull the plug because it's just not financially feasible for him anymore. I totally get that. Anything I do online I do for free if at all possible. If something requires payment, I immediately break into a sweat. I can only imagine what maintaining the site cost on a monthly basis. It's sad because such a valuable resource would be easy for Microsoft to step in and help maintain. Unfortunately, there will probably be no such luck.

This further proves what we've been seeing from Microsoft for some time, which is the steady pulling away from the community aspects of their business and their focus on the milking of the brand. Now, I know what you will say. They're a business. They want to make money. I got that. I also know that the Xbox 360 wouldn't be where it is without the involvement of the community. All of the community developers, podcasters, and supporters of the console helped push it back in 2005. We were podcasting about all things Xbox even before the 360. Not to mention the laundry list of forums and blogs we created in order to bring together this massive group of like minded people.

Microsoft has been pushing away from the community table for quite some time, too. The dissolution of the Gamerscoreblog was the first major sign. Everything else has been a gradual shift. Not posting community playdates on the Xbox dashboard. Trixie360 resigning from her job. She was the last true link we had to how Microsoft used to work. And say what you will, but I find it hard to believe that anyone would leave a job with the Xbox division of Microsoft unless they saw the writing on the wall.

At the end of the day, it's the community that matters most. We are the ones that buy the games, DLC, and avatar gear. Sure, Microsoft could get by with a steady release schedule of movie licensed games, Madden, and Call of Duty, but who's going to be there when the Xbox 720 finally comes out? It's those of us that are dedicated to the platform that will be there on day one.

I plan on leaving our gamercards on the site just as you see them now. There's no good replacement for them and I would rather show my support of MGC than to just change them. I remember how we got here and I thank Morgon for his hard work. Unfortunately, I question whether Microsoft does the same.

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The Gruesome Episode

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Do you have a weak constitution? Does the mere mention of blood make you queezy? Then you may want to skip the first half of this episode! Phoenix and Gemini have been to hell and back and have the scars to prove it! This week we talk brittle bones, Marvel vs Capcom 3, and Moon. We also give you more cringe moments than Prince of Persia and Dance Flick combined! It's all washed down with a segment by DiabeticDood and our first voicemail of 2011. Giddyup!

Put your pants on here and leave your pants off there.

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App Art

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Art for the app that will never be...except on Android. :-/


















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The Darkness Flashback Episode

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Way back in 2007 we were podcasting. What were we podcasting about? Crappy games on the Xbox 360! The Darkness, WarTech: Senko no Ronde, and more feel the tip of our witty quips. It's a flashback episode, so strap in to your bucket seats and get ready to do some time travelin'!

Step into the wayback machine here and jump into the Delorean there!

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The Snow Day Episode

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The Big Texas Blizzard of 2011 has snowed us in! So what do we do to pass the time? We podcast! This episode finds our intrepid podcasters stranded and low on food. If only there were some dogs around to eat. Gemini and Phoenix (and Rhys!) talk about movies, games, and Creed. We also do some shopping and discover 10 ways to get back at your enemies. It's snow-tacular!

Send poop here and receive poop there!

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The Best of 2010 Episode

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This two hour episode of The Uncanny Gamers is chock full of spoilers, lists, and fun! We crown our official game of the year, as well as talk about our other favorites and honorable mentions. It's basically the best thing you'll listen to until the next thing you listen to. Now let's go play some X-Men!

Download 2010 here and subscribe to 2011 there.

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