The Hairy Taquito Episode

A new episode is here! After a short absence, we're back talking about the year of finishing games, Honey Boo Boo, and hairy taquitos. We have a little hiccup in the beginning, but everything came out alright in the end! Thanks for listening and let's go sheootin'!

Get the AIDS here and get the diabetus there.

The Hairy Taquito Episode

The OXM Flashback Episode

We're flashing you again! This time it's not in that creepy way we usually do it. It's with the past! This flashback recounts the tale of Phoenix getting into OXM magazine and all the fun that ensues. This is why we say "OXM?" randomly. We will be back with more Uncanny Gamer newness. Until then, enjoy this little piece of history in .mp3 format!


Zuma here and Katamari there!

The OXM Flashback Episode

The Pile of Shame Episode

This episode of the Uncanny Gamers is brought to you by The Married Gamers! We guested on their show this week so we can talk about the #yearoffinishinggames. We made up video game themed drinks, talked WP7, and discussed what it means to complete a game. Thanks for listening, and go subscibe to the Married Gamers! They're a hoot!!!

Drink a Halo Sticky Grenade here and drink a Dead Island there.

The Pile of Shame Episode

The Kinect Sports Episode

The video companion to the Live Kinect Episode!!!


Look at that body here and work out there.

The Kinect Sports Episode

The Live Kinect Episode

This week we are bringing you gaming mayhem at it's finest! Gemini Ace, Phoenix and KBB fire up the Kinect (and some chicken and dumplings) and bring you a live gaming show! We blast thru Kinect sports and talk about how good all things bacon are. We hope you like it! As always, thanks for listening and keep an eye out for a super special suprise!


Javelin here and long jump there.

The Live Kinect Episode

The Year Of Finishing Kinect Episode

After a hiatus of standard length and girth, the Uncanny Gamers are back! This episode we cover what we did on New Year's Eve, how huge Winstar is, and just how awesome 2012 is going to be. We also talk about Kinect, the year of finishing games, and the end of an era. There's even a voicemail from @Gronar! La la la la la la!!! Now start finishing those games!

Start a game here and finish a game there!

The Uncanny Gamer's favorite games of 2011 (in no particular order).

Phoenix:

1. Dead Island
2. Skyrim
3. Gears of War 3
4. Monopoly Streets/The Sims Social
5. Dead Rising 2

Gemini:

1. Portal 2
2. The Gunstringer
3. Spiderman - Shattered Dimensions
4. Hydro Thunder Go
5. Marvel Vs Capcom 3

#YEAROFFINISHINGGAMES Gemini 2011

1. The Harvest
2. Gears of War 2
3. Spider-man: Shattered Dimensions
4. Vanquish
5. Uncharted 2
6. ilomilo (WP7)
7. Hydro Thunder Go
8. Rocket Riot
9. Women’s Murder Club
10. Iron Man 2
11. Quantum of Solace
12. Call of Duty Black Ops
13. Marvel VS Capcom 3
14. Portal 2
15. Battlefield Bad Company 2
16. The Gunstringer
17. Halo CE Anniversary

The Year Of Finishing Kinect Episode

The Rimshot Episode

The year of finishing games continues! Gemini and Phoenix solder on in this episode. Gemini makes it to 35k gamerscore. Phoenix uses free apps to captivate her co-workers. We also have exclusive information on Kinectimals for Windows Phone 7! What do you want, our hearts to turn into stereos?? You got it!

Hit the rimshot here!

The Rimshot Episode

The Gears of War 3 Episode

This episode is about Gears of War 3, the Year of Finishing Games, and creepy messages over Xbox Live. Phoenix and Gemini give you a hour of solid podcasting at the low low price of free! Thanks for listening. Time for a nap.

Battle the horde here!

The Gears of War 3 Episode

The Wine Glasses Episode

You've heard of MusclesGlasses? Well Phoenix's new name is Wine Glasses. It's Epic Wine Time! This episode we cover what we've been playing (and finishing!) including Spiderman Shattered Dimensions, Women's Murder Club, and Gears of War 2. We also go over some memes, X-Men First Class, and piracy. There's also a special appearance by Rhys, the littlest podcaster! It's all about Wally Wally Wally Wally World!

Quit games here and finish them there!

The Wine Glasses Episode

The Big Contest Flashback Episode

This week we're flashing back to when we gave away a copy of Animal Crossing for the Wii. It feels like it was just yesterday that we were so excited for that game. Now we don't even own Wii's! Oh, time, how you toy with us. Thanks for listening and we'll be back with more newness soon!

Go to the city here and go to your town there.

The Big Contest Flashback Episode

The X-Men Episode

Previously on The Uncanny Gamers. This episode is kind of like a flashback to the 90's. Phoenix and Gemini use their Saturday night to chat about Netflix, the X-Men cartoon, and how much we like gumbo. We also talk about Spider-man Shattered Dimensions, Zuma, and Women's Murder Club. We finish it all off with some cat loving. It's more than our claustrophobia can handle!

Sell some bananas here and pound some Four Loco there.

The X-Men Episode

The Crystal Pepsi Flashback Episode

We're changing it up again! This week it's a best of ACFriends episode. No rants, just pants! We talk about Crystal Pepsi, tv shows, and create a bunch of "of the week" segments. We really were ahead of our time! Enjoy the flashback to a time with space shuttles.

Wet your pants here and soak your pants there!

The Crystal Pepsi Flashback Episode

The Death Tweet Episode

In this episode we cover what we have been doing, and it's all the best things we've done all year! Sometimes life! Games, movies, the usual awesomeness. Get your death tweet on, or pass it on... #deathtweet #bestthingivedoneallyear

RIP here and life there.

The Death Tweet Episode

The Gearbox Community Day Episode

Gemini went to the Gearbox Community Day in Dallas. Here's what happened!

The Gearbox Community Day Episode

The Pre-E3 2011 Episode

This episode was recorded on the eve of E3, the Christmas for gamers. Phoenix and Gemini talk about their predictions, the rumors, and the facts. They also dig into Portal 2, Hydro Thunder Go, and murder at the P.O.! It's fantastic!

The Pre-E3 2011 Episode

The Old Beer Episode

This wee we talk about Brink, GoW3 beta, CoD zombies, stupid postal employees, how the moon is hollow, and the wonders of free three year old beer! It's a murder mystery revelation! Suck a butt, Capn Awesome!

Listen to Charles Xavier here and subscribe to Erik Lensherer there!

The Old Beer Episode

The KitKat Tooth Episode

This is the quietest we've ever been on an episode. Gemini Ace and Phoenix are recording on a late Saturday night, being very very quiet. Phoenix regales us with tales of a postal demon, mariachi bands, and CSI: Murder. The question is, do you choose option A or option Bb? Always option A! Can you keep it down?! Shhhh!

Have your fingers cut off here and make out with KitKat Tooth there.

The KitKat Tooth Episode

The Sh*tbird Mayonnaise Episode

This episode of The Uncanny Gamers podcast really makes you go hmmmmmm. Your hosts are back for another fun-filled show with everything you've come to expect. We chat about Windows Phone 7 games, You Don't Know Jack, and dry sockets. There's also a little phrase we've coined. You might like it.

The opening song is from a band called A Day To Remember. The name of the song is You Be Tails, I'll Be Sonic. Brilliant!

Shitbird here and mayonnaise there!

The Sh*tbird Mayonnaise Episode

The Technical Difficulties Episode

Gemini Ace: meesa make show notes

Phoenix8424: messa like!

Phoenix8424: messa drnink wine

Gemini Ace: meesa watched The Town and the Expendables

Phoenix8424: messa paint toenails and give pedicure

Phoenix8424: messa washed warthog!

Gemini Ace: Meesa play demos on PS3 - Bulletstorm, Little Big Planet 2 and Marvel Pinball.

Gemini Ace: Meesa mow yard

Phoenix8424: messa get 1000000000000000000000 points for ice age

Gemini Ace: meesa get angry, leave podcast

Watch Dora here and watch Diego there!

The Technical Difficulties Episode

The Experimental Commercial Flashback Episode

This episode we're flashing back again. This time it's to when we recorded our own Gamefly commercials and talked about experimental lollipops. It's comedy gold in an mp3 format! Gemini and Phoenix will be back soon with a brand new episode of the award-winning* podcast.

Experiment here and commercialize there!

*Not actually award-winning.

The Experimental Commercial Flashback Episode